Corduroy Skirts are a Sin!
“Corduroy skirts are a sin!” read a Syracuse University student’s sign as he stood beside a gay-basher preaching that homosexuality is a sin. The anti-gay woman protesting at a street corner near Syracuse University was attired in a brown corduroy skirt and a purple zip-up hoodie, a definite disaster by any standards.
The Syracuse student made his sign to shed humor on a serious situation. The tactic was also used to humiliate the woman, who was later overwhelmed by a crowd of over 100 gay supporters. The Syracuse student who had the “Corduroy skirts are a sin!” sign was applauded, given high-fives, and interviewed by a local news network.
The Evangelist’s church members have since been banned from protesting on Syracuse University’s property.
Amelia Earhart was Eaten by Coconut Crabs
Amelia Earhart was eaten by coconut crabs, says Richards Gillespie, a researcher for The International Group for Historic Aircraft (TIGHAR).
TIGHAR claims that artifacts found on Nikumaroro Island suggest that Amelia Earhart crash landed on the island, which is overrun by coconut crabs. There, they claim, Amelia probably succumbed to injury and infection, food poisoning from toxic fish, or severe dehydration. Then, coconut crabs devoured her remains.
Yea.
Marge Simpson in Playboy
Marge Simpson posed for Playboy in a series of scandalous pictures celebrating the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons. Marge Simpson’s pictures are the first cartoon photos to be featured in Playboy.
Here’s a sample of Marge’s Playboy pics. She has been reported to have “tasteful” photos taken in lingerie.
Woman Impaled by Tree
An Idaho woman was impaled by a tree while on a recreational drive with her husband.
Michelle Childers explains that while on her drive, a tree limb broke through the passenger side window. Childers says she then felt a “strange” pressure in her shoulder and neck. Michelle’s husband, Daniel, told her she had been impaled by the tree.
Childers was impaled by a 19-inch tree limb which was removed during a six-hour surgery. Michelle is expected to make a full recovery.
Drunk Man Throws Jellyfish
A 41-year-old drunk man was arrested after throwing jellyfish at spectators at Madeira Beach. The man was said to have been throwing jellyfish primarily at teens.
The man was also reported as having pretended to be drowning on multiple occasions that afternoon. He began collecting jellyfish after being taunted by spectators.
The 41-year-old who threw jellyfish is facing charges for being loud and disruptive, as well as for public intoxication. He is $250 bail.
IDIOT.
Cat with Arrow in Head
A cat with an arrow through its head returned home days after it went missing.
The 4-year-old cat named Brownie went missing from its suburb home. Upon its return, the cat’s owners were both delighted and horrified. Doctors say Brownie will make a full recovery, as the arrow only scraped the cat’s skull.
A local animal protection agency is offering $500 leading to the arrest of the individual shot an arrow through the cat’s head.
Cats can clear a room when they shit, sure.
BUT SHARKS CAN CLEAR A WHOLE FUCKING BEACH.
SUCKKKK MYYYYY DIIIIIICK!
HAHAHAHAHA
Update: Ryan Jenkins Found Dead!
Ryan Jenkins was found dead in a motel in Canada, just days after police began an avid manhunt in search for Jasmine Fiore’s alleged murderer. Jenkins was found hanging from a coat rack. Police believe Jenkins’ death was a suicide.
Remember that Jasmine Fiore was Jenkins’ ex-wife. Her body was found strangled and stuffed into a suitcase that was dumped in a dumpster the morning after she was seen playing poker with Ryan and friends.
The motel owner claims a woman paid in cash for the motel room that Jenkins was found. Police are now on the search for the woman in connection with Ryan Jenkins.
