Throw-Up Worthy

Maybe StarFox is a shitty user name, but I sure as hell don't blog about my dog Pickles or some hooker I banged last Saturday! Nope, only the finest (and sickening) news the world has got to offer!

The Catholic Church is being damned by a 2,600-page report detailing an unfathomable amount of rapes, beatings, and molestations that have occurred within Catholic boarding schools and churches in the past 80 years.

Worst of all, Catholic officials from within the Vatican attempted to smut efforts to have the report released, which has, unfortunately, been unable to produce the names of the offenders. Now, people want names, and the Catholic Church isn’t helping.

So, can somebody tell me why Catholics are keeping their lips sealed? Why they’ve let molesters, rapists, and abusers get away with their crimes!?

I’m going to shoot myself.

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