Throw-Up Worthy

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22-year-old Alina Percea auctioned off her virginity for $14,000 to pay for her college education. The auction, which took place in a Las Vegas brothel, has caused quite stir, to which Alina stated, “We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”

Um, probably because it makes you a WHORE.

On a funnier note, Alina was paid by her Italian sugar-daddy (aka, the guy who banged her) in cash while she was studying in Germany. Unfortunately, Germany heavily taxes its prostitutes and may charge Alina with a 50%.

HAHAHA, OOPS.

Alina Percea when she was 18. Significantly less attractive nowadays, I’m sure.

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