Throw-Up Worthy

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A 30-year-old hooker — I mean, secretary — having an affair with her boss accidentally bit off his penis in a freak accident.

The Singapore “couple” were in a parked car when the accident occurred. While hooker A was going down on a very happy man, a van backed up and struck the vehicle. Apparently the car got hit so hard that it caused the woman to sever her boss’ willy… with her teeth.

Incidentally, while the woman was screaming (what the hell was the guy doing, trying to put the thing back on?), her husband’s private investigator — who was doing some very suspicious research on the boss/secretary complex — popped up from around a corner and helped the woman call an ambulance for her emasculated boss.

HAWT.

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