Throw-Up Worthy

Maybe StarFox is a shitty user name, but I sure as hell don't blog about my dog Pickles or some hooker I banged last Saturday! Nope, only the finest (and sickening) news the world has got to offer!

Maybe it’s old news, but I keep running into people talking about how hot the shirtless Robert Pattinson pictures are. Personally, I’d look a lot better making out with Ms. Bella Swan there. I mean really, put a little more UMPH in your BUMP Mr. Pattinson!

Check out the balding on that guy!

That’s better.