Throw-Up Worthy

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George Morales, 59, may have died of a heart attack after pulling his truck over off the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway in New York. While Morales’ body decomposed over the next four weeks, his car accumulated four parking tickets.

George Morales’ daughter, Jennifer, was horrified after finding that George was found only after the public began complaining about foul odors in the area and asked that the truck be towed.

Well… that’s one way to go…

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