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Dr. Steven Schlozman, a Harvard psychiatrist, claims that zombies display real-life symptoms, which can only mean one thing:

ZOMBIES ARE REAL!

Dr. Schlozman explains that zombies have a multitude of brain dysfunctions, including a cerebellar and basal ganglia dysfunction, which would make movements slow and irregular. A zombie appetite is also seemingly infinite, says Dr. Schlozman, which could be explained by a damaged ventromedial hypothalamus, which tells our bodies when we’re full. Dr. Schlozman also relates zombies to crocodiles, in that they are seemingly ruled by a part of the brain known as the amygdala, which triggers rage.

I didn’t want to make this blog super long, but if you want to read more, go here: Zombies Real, Says Harvard Psychiatrist Dr. Steven Schlozman: How would you survive a zombie invasion?

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