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The Ditzel versus Bowser marriage case is between husband Matthew Ditzel and wife Heather Bowser. One year ago, at the Ditzel-Bowser wedding ceremony held in Florida, Matthew Ditzel refused to show up to his wedding. Heather Bowser, surprisingly, was unmoved and had the ceremony continue without him.

Matthew Ditzel and Heather Bowser were legally married that day, even though Matthew wasn’t present.

Now, Matthew Ditzel is in a legal battle with Heather Bowser over the validity of their Florida marriage. Heather claims Matthew had cold feet and wanted the ceremony to continue without him. Matthew claims he didn’t want to marry her.

Heather is likely to win, as she is a crazy mother-fucker.

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