Throw-Up Worthy

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Dani Graves and Tasha Maltby, Graves’ human pet, were forcibly kept from riding a bus by a rather passionate bus driver. Dani Graves was supposedly leading Tasha Maltby by a leash onto a late night bus when he was attacked by the bus driver.

Dani Graves was grabbed and pushed out of the bus with Tasha Maltby and told, “We don’t let freaks and dogs like you on.”

Tasha Maltby claims that she enjoys being walked around on a leash because she is “very animal-like” and leads a simple life. Tasha never leaves the house unless Dani Graves wishes to take her along.

Currently, Dani Graves and Tasha Maltby are filing an official complaint to the bus company, claiming they had been victimized. Unfortunately, bus companies strictly uphold a “no pet” rule on all public buses.

Guess you’re shit out of luck, pup.

Awkward as feck.