Throw-Up Worthy

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An Egyptian man in Cairo cut off his penis and mutilated his testicles to spite his father. The incident occurred after a two-year conflict between the two, where the son wanted to marry a girl from a lower class, which is unusual among higher Egytian social circles.

The Egyptian man used a heated knife to slice off his penis. He was taken to the hospital shortly after.

The man’s penis could not be reattached, despite hospital doctors’ efforts, though his testicles were salvaged.

I’m guessing his parents will let him get married now, but uh, what woman wants to marry a guy without a dick?

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