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The shark attack at Stuart Beach left one kite boarder dead, presumably killed by baby great white sharks (which probably weren’t very small or cute).

Stephen Howard Schafer was the 38-year-old victim. He was found floating face down in the water by a lifeguard that perused onto the unguarded beach a quarter mile from Stuart Beach in south Florida. Schafer died shortly after arriving to a nearby hospital.

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